Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I’m a girl you can bring home to your parents, but I’ll also smoke bowls with you and make you cum again and again.
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
rape culture is portraying sexually active 12 year olds on talk shows as sluts instead of wondering who the fuck is having sex with 12 year olds
James Franco & Seth Rogen parody Kanye West’s “Bound 2” music video.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS VIDEO?!?!
I’m in a dark place right now and all I want to do is die
Called in sick two days in a row, lost all my hours for next week. Great :’/