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zodiacsociety: Gemini & Being Alone
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zodiacsociety: Gemini & Being Alone
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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

(Source: im-electricsympathy, via mandavee)

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thedailywhat: News FAIL of the Day: Two CNN Anchors Talk via Satellite in the Same Parking Lot Do you see what’s going on in this GIF? Yesterday morning, CNN Newsroom anchor Ashleigh Banfield and CNN Headline News anchor Nancy Grace were discussing the Cleveland kidnapping case “via satellite,” which is a great way to communicate for those who aren’t standing in the same parking lot, and of course, they were. The setup was discovered after a viewer noticed same exact cars passing through both sides of the split-screen in the background and The Atlantic Wire also followed up with a shot-by-shot breakdown of the scene.
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rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not dead Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. punks almost dead
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rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

(via faustothepeople)

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harleys: jakesus: harleys: theantidote: Did Humans Evolve in the Oceans at Some Point? We human beings have some strange characteristics which set us aside from the other primates: We no longer have fur although we still have as many hairs as a chimpanzee. Our hair is fine and lays in a streamlined pattern in the water. We have a layer of fat under our skin like a seal whereas no other primate has this adaptation. We have webbed feet and hands. Infant human beings will instinctively hold their breath under water. Human beings cry salt tears unlike any other primate. Salt is a rare and precious thing in the wild and salt tears would be wasteful. We sweat to cool our bodies. This uses a lot of water.  If we evolved on the parched  savannas of Africa why evolve such wasteful manner of cooling ourselves? The human larynx has descended into the throat like a sea lion and other aquatic mammals. This allows deep breaths and a longer period of breath holding. (via samsaranmusing:) huh…………. so ur telling me i could be a fucking mermaid right now but evolution ruined my dreams Yep mother fricker
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housewifeswag: weirdoqueer: this cat’s name is princess monstertruck that’s it evreything’s going to be ok gimme dis cat.
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all-you-distrust:

how do i text someone to ask if i can buy weed

can i send her a poem

‘hey i was just thinking of your dank nugs

come over here and give me some drugs

i need something loud, not mids or schwag

so tell me how much and i’ll buy a dimebag’

(via bornonadaysundidntrise)

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